Moving On With No Idea Where To Go

Max Payne

2008-10-19T17:32:23Z

Tried to watch Max Payne last night. I managed to get about half way through it before I just had to shut it off. I'll finish it some other time, but God damn that was a bad movie.

Oh Nicholas, you cad.

2008-07-22T10:14:00Z

Met a cool guy at Starbucks today. He's insane. So insane he sold me his Nintendo DS for 5 dollars and a pack of smokes, cuz he thought it was cursed. So insane he claims to have invented the flux capacitor. It was a good day today. He even had hospital garbs on, fresh out of the ward or something.

The pills would help to ease the pain.

2008-07-10T18:40:37Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q2jAEoBz6RY

This one's for you Thomas, this one's for you.

See you guys in a bit?

2008-06-14T16:32:45Z

Sorry I missed out on the festivities last night. I had already made plans with my Church friends to go roller skating in late 70s to 80s attire. Observe.

Work

2008-03-13T22:50:47Z

A guy came in today to change his name on his car title. I grabbed his ID and his title and looked at them. I forget his new name, but his birth name was Solid Fucking Gold. Anal, his first name was Anal. I helped him through his transaction with a straight face and nothing but respect, by the time we were at the end my eyes were tearing up it was so hard not to laugh. I never gave it away with a smirk, but I was actually beginning to cry. I didn't know you could make yourself cry from not laughing. Best work day in forever.

I could totally work for a funeral home

2008-03-06T07:40:02Z

So tonight I was hanging with my usual Wednesday night group and Neil was telling a rather deep story that related to a point we'd been discussing and I completely fucked the entire moment. It was awesome. A small excerpt.

Neil: "so the 15 year old daughter is at home when this guy breaks in to rob the place and he ties her up and is actually giving her advice on how to dissuade home invasions, which is interesting. But then he asks her for sex and she tell him 'you'd have to kill me first.' So he does and then...you know, necrophilia."

Me: "Ah, the best kind of philia."

Pretty much everyone: "Hahn...wtf."

I was very pleased with myself and the all around reaction I received.

For Thomas

2008-02-20T04:38:11Z

I decided to check out Pandora. So far so good, found a few bands I've never heard of that I enjoy. Gimme a link to some of your stations man.

First Date

2008-01-28T05:10:56Z

Just finished my first date with a cool chick. It started at 2pm yesterday and it is now 9pm. A 31 hour date is definitely a record for me, let alone a first date. Though we were asleep for about 10 hours or so. We went gun shopping, had philly cheesesteaks, watched Godzilla: Final Wars, Suicide Club, 2LDK, Predator, and Beerfest, and did other stuff you'd expect on a date. We also got pretty drunk, smoked about a gram of Salvia(that's a lot), and discovered that Leningrad is GREAT stoner music.

There Will Be Blood

2008-01-18T05:56:55Z

I just finished "There Will Be Blood." Overall I liked it. It basically covers the battle between God and Capitalism, guess who wins? Had some decent characters and some cool parts. But I think I liked "The Man From Earth" better. TMFE flowed better than TWBB, and it came across better. TWBB has a better ending though.

Salvia Divinorum

2008-01-10T04:50:02Z

So I've been experimenting with Salvia Divinorum which is a hallucinagenic plant that has yet to be illegalized federally. It's of course only a matter of time given the Pharamaceutical companies can't monopolise it probably in a cost effective manner. But anyway, it's really nice. I never feel sick to my stomach the way weed makes me feel. It even leaves me with a mild euphoria for about 30 minutes after I smoke it. It's always a very brief but intense high that is full of a strange hallucination that you can kind of control. My major trips have had some intersting stuff in them, here's a short catalogue.

1. Became convinced that I was a giant fist and that I could crush anything, but somehow even though I was the fist, I was crushing myself. But not in a bad way cuz I didn't freak out.

2. Feeling of falling backwards through space infinitely. Began seeing red and yellowish tesselation that sort of began to cover everything and I then became convinced that Bob and Tim were made of plastic. I told them this, but assured them it was OK. Cuz I was made of plastic too.

3. Was hanging out on a porch with some friends at a party. This is my first trip while standing and it produced very different effects. I didn't hallucinate as much as I just thought that for some reason I had become insanely tall and was in fact a Giraffe. I grabbed hold of the girl next to me who was piss drunk cuz I didn't want her to fall down to the ground. What with her being head level to me, and me being a giraffe, that would have been a nasty fall. That one degenerated into me crawling on the floor. but I think the booze mostly was responsible for that.

4. This one is milder, I didn't really change into anything though my head was the shape of a scotch tape dispenser briefly. But then I imagined a chinese restaurant made out of legs, it looked pretty cool. Also had a brief fantasy of some kind involving the chinese owner's daughter. Nothing sexual, I think she and I were just supposed to be dating.

Anyway, that's been my general experience with Salvia. While the initial trip involving all the craziness is really cool, I really love the blissful afterglow. I've been considering getting a plant to grow myself. You don't get the super intense high from regular leaves as you do the concentrated extracts. But I would like to have my own supply just for the afterglow.

Death of a President

2008-01-02T00:45:07Z

I just finished watching the film "Death of a President." I wasn't sure what I expected from it given my only major source of exposure to the existence of the film was Bill O'Reilly blasting it and demanding the creators of the film be held for treason or something of that nature. I don't remember exactly what he said as I heard it slightly over a year ago. But anyway, the film itself was very good. I don't say that because I want to see films about the president getting whacked, but because I feel that the film presented a very realistic chain of events following the hypothetical assassination of the president. The film plays out like a documentary and for the most part actually seems to straddle the unbiased middle line of pure information. As SHOULD be done with a documentary but never does. Overall it's just a well made film that makes you think, a lot. Which is a good thing. So if you ever get a chance to see it, I'd say please do. There's certainly much worse things you could be doing with your time.

Grammar and structure are for fags.

2007-12-06T06:37:23Z

So my new apartment is next to an Arco station and I get to see lots of hobos milling around. The thing that's really strange is there's a payphone next to the Arco in its parking lot and they all hang around it and even make calls. Obviously they wouldn't have cellphones, I mean, they're hobos. A thought occurred to me though, who are they calling? Other hobos? Do they memorize the numbers of other payphones in other Arco parking lots? Seems like a lot of wasted effort to me. They should all just gather in one place and save what little money they have instead of making calls. Maybe collectively buy a latte or a bottle of vodka to share. Of course while they're all sharing Hobo Frank will take too big of a swig and piss off Hobo Gene. Gene, having always disliked Frank, decided to get in his face about the matter. The argument escalated too fast though, and Gene stabbed Frank. Over the matter of 4 fluid ounces of cheap potato vodka. When the cops showed up nobody ratted out Gene, hobo code and all that. They even went as far to say that Frank stabbed himself in a fit of drunken depression. The police had seen this too many times not to believe it. At least twice a week they get a call about some hobo who stabbed himself in an Arco parking. Always in an Arco parking lot too, probably some kind of ritual suicide. In conclusion, these damned hobo cults must be stopped before they get tired of killing themselves and decide to up the ante.

*this rambling brought to you by a two minute random thought string while I was taking a piss. hope you enjoyed it.*

Suck a Dick Virtual Satan

2007-11-12T21:12:36Z

I beat him. I finally beat Virtual Satan on hard mode. It was a luck victory unfortunately. I just had to outlast him and get 3 power ups to throw at him simultaneously during a difficult part. worked like a fucking charm. The credits of the game rule cuz you get to play Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce. It's around 6 or 7 minutes of unrelenting speed metal. When I attempt it to actually beat it I think i'll have to take a break halfway through to avoid exhaustion.

genghishahn @ 2007-10-15T06:09:00

2007-10-15T13:04:16Z

You see Thomas, you're combining Crow T. Robot and Mike Nelson. It's a common mistake really.

Birthday Time Again

2007-08-18T01:15:14Z

Happy birthday guys.

Read a Book Nigga

2007-07-18T03:15:13Z

http://www.filecabi.net/video/read-a-book-nigga.html

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai

2007-06-15T14:18:39Z

We got a great movie from Netflix, The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai http://imdb.com/title/tt0458227/. It's a Pink Film http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_film. Here's a preview http://youtube.com/watch?v=NFB-Lj1HKQo. Enjoy.

Uh...sheep

2007-05-31T06:22:11Z

http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/

Sorry for those with 56k.

genghishahn @ 2007-05-28T11:28:00

2007-05-28T18:26:50Z

http://www.filecabi.net/video/real_zombie_attack.html

DAMN ZOMBIES!

Guitar Hero III Stuff

2007-05-24T17:23:29Z

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/791/791040p1.html

Finally putting out wireless guitars and use of online play. Though I won't buy another guitar, so there's not much point for me. But I'm cool with the songs so far.

Finally Here

2007-05-19T14:44:39Z

The gaming community had many theories about what the big announcement was. This was the only one that made sense. It's about damn time.

http://www.starcraft2.com/

Booya.

This One's For Eric

2007-04-25T00:10:12Z

It's a Psychobilly FREAKOUT!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3yEjyuw42YY

Monopoly bitches

2007-01-24T05:27:56Z

I really want to play Monopoly with you guys. I found a site with a bunch of "Alternative Rules" that we could use to maybe spice things up.

http://wiki.playagaingames.com/tiki-index.php?page=MonopolyHomeRules

Some of them are pretty interesting.

All Hail ZARDOZ

2007-01-22T17:10:34Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8LlpS6UKRE

Drugs and Animals

2007-01-16T16:35:10Z

First: Cat on LSD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H-VoPVFNyw

Second: Effects on a spider's web under the influence of various drugs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Watch, Learn, Enjoy.