| Max Payne |
[Oct. 19th, 2008|10:31 am] |
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Tried to watch Max Payne last night. I managed to get about half way through it before I just had to shut it off. I'll finish it some other time, but God damn that was a bad movie. |
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| Oh Nicholas, you cad. |
[Jul. 22nd, 2008|03:26 am] |
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Met a cool guy at Starbucks today. He's insane. So insane he sold me his Nintendo DS for 5 dollars and a pack of smokes, cuz he thought it was cursed. So insane he claims to have invented the flux capacitor. It was a good day today. He even had hospital garbs on, fresh out of the ward or something. |
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| See you guys in a bit? |
[Jun. 14th, 2008|09:42 am] |
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Sorry I missed out on the festivities last night. I had already made plans with my Church friends to go roller skating in late 70s to 80s attire. Observe. |
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| Work |
[Mar. 13th, 2008|03:57 pm] |
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| | Buckethead - Buddy Berkman's Ballad | ] |
A guy came in today to change his name on his car title. I grabbed his ID and his title and looked at them. I forget his new name, but his birth name was Solid Fucking Gold. Anal, his first name was Anal. I helped him through his transaction with a straight face and nothing but respect, by the time we were at the end my eyes were tearing up it was so hard not to laugh. I never gave it away with a smirk, but I was actually beginning to cry. I didn't know you could make yourself cry from not laughing. Best work day in forever. |
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| I could totally work for a funeral home |
[Mar. 5th, 2008|11:43 pm] |
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| |  amused | ] |
So tonight I was hanging with my usual Wednesday night group and Neil was telling a rather deep story that related to a point we'd been discussing and I completely fucked the entire moment. It was awesome. A small excerpt.
Neil: "so the 15 year old daughter is at home when this guy breaks in to rob the place and he ties her up and is actually giving her advice on how to dissuade home invasions, which is interesting. But then he asks her for sex and she tell him 'you'd have to kill me first.' So he does and then...you know, necrophilia."
Me: "Ah, the best kind of philia."
Pretty much everyone: "Hahn...wtf."
I was very pleased with myself and the all around reaction I received. |
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| For Thomas |
[Feb. 19th, 2008|08:47 pm] |
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I decided to check out Pandora. So far so good, found a few bands I've never heard of that I enjoy. Gimme a link to some of your stations man. |
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| First Date |
[Jan. 27th, 2008|09:07 pm] |
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| | pleased | ] |
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| | Leningrad - Nebesni Tennus | ] |
Just finished my first date with a cool chick. It started at 2pm yesterday and it is now 9pm. A 31 hour date is definitely a record for me, let alone a first date. Though we were asleep for about 10 hours or so. We went gun shopping, had philly cheesesteaks, watched Godzilla: Final Wars, Suicide Club, 2LDK, Predator, and Beerfest, and did other stuff you'd expect on a date. We also got pretty drunk, smoked about a gram of Salvia(that's a lot), and discovered that Leningrad is GREAT stoner music. |
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| There Will Be Blood |
[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:00 pm] |
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| | Priestess - Performance | ] |
I just finished "There Will Be Blood." Overall I liked it. It basically covers the battle between God and Capitalism, guess who wins? Had some decent characters and some cool parts. But I think I liked "The Man From Earth" better. TMFE flowed better than TWBB, and it came across better. TWBB has a better ending though. |
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| Salvia Divinorum |
[Jan. 9th, 2008|08:40 pm] |
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| | Avantasia - Lost in Space | ] |
So I've been experimenting with Salvia Divinorum which is a hallucinagenic plant that has yet to be illegalized federally. It's of course only a matter of time given the Pharamaceutical companies can't monopolise it probably in a cost effective manner. But anyway, it's really nice. I never feel sick to my stomach the way weed makes me feel. It even leaves me with a mild euphoria for about 30 minutes after I smoke it. It's always a very brief but intense high that is full of a strange hallucination that you can kind of control. My major trips have had some intersting stuff in them, here's a short catalogue.
1. Became convinced that I was a giant fist and that I could crush anything, but somehow even though I was the fist, I was crushing myself. But not in a bad way cuz I didn't freak out.
2. Feeling of falling backwards through space infinitely. Began seeing red and yellowish tesselation that sort of began to cover everything and I then became convinced that Bob and Tim were made of plastic. I told them this, but assured them it was OK. Cuz I was made of plastic too.
3. Was hanging out on a porch with some friends at a party. This is my first trip while standing and it produced very different effects. I didn't hallucinate as much as I just thought that for some reason I had become insanely tall and was in fact a Giraffe. I grabbed hold of the girl next to me who was piss drunk cuz I didn't want her to fall down to the ground. What with her being head level to me, and me being a giraffe, that would have been a nasty fall. That one degenerated into me crawling on the floor. but I think the booze mostly was responsible for that.
4. This one is milder, I didn't really change into anything though my head was the shape of a scotch tape dispenser briefly. But then I imagined a chinese restaurant made out of legs, it looked pretty cool. Also had a brief fantasy of some kind involving the chinese owner's daughter. Nothing sexual, I think she and I were just supposed to be dating.
Anyway, that's been my general experience with Salvia. While the initial trip involving all the craziness is really cool, I really love the blissful afterglow. I've been considering getting a plant to grow myself. You don't get the super intense high from regular leaves as you do the concentrated extracts. But I would like to have my own supply just for the afterglow. |
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